Well, Well, Well

I guess I should introduce myself. My name is Stephanie. I own Knittin' Pigeon (she thinks it's the other way around) and I guess that means that it's my duty to make sure she gets her job done. I see that this blog is one of the many things she has failed to keep up with, so here I am.

First things first. I will post a picture of myself so you can picture me when I speak. Plus, I'm drop dead gorgeous and it would add a little bit of pleasure to your humdrum lives to see me.

Now that I have been properly introduced and can move ahead with this post. I have tallied that Laura has 4 projects that she is working on at the moment. They appear to be Christmas tree garland, a rug, a blanket and a sock. Hopefully by telling the entire internet of her inability to focus I can make her clean up her projects and more importantly my couch. I am sick and tired of her moving me off of nice warm wooly things only to be told not to rip out her stitches. As if!

She also keeps talking about starting a garden. I've seen her reading magazines and books on gardening instead of petting me lately and this has definitely got me worried. I mean, why should you read a stinky old book about growing vegetables. I could understand studying methods of raising a few fish in a pond for cat snacks or even some chickens. But vegetables? Yuck.

Tomorrow I will take pictures of her incomplete projects as well as show you the nasty blanket she dragged home. She insists on gloating about finding a Depression Era Quilt that was made out of flour and cotton sacking. I really don't understand her need to keep collecting things that are dusty,